If there’s one thing you always want to think about when entering a hotel room, particularly during covid-19, it’s other people having just finished a mega ‘sexcation’ in that very room. The four star Mama Shelter Hotel in London, is painting exactly that picture, with their latest bargain promotion, which strikes a magically spicy blend of pleasure and price.
The Ultimate London ‘Sexcation’
The term staycation is already being played out by the travel masses, so Mama Shelter appears to be taking a different tact to woo in visitors, offering ‘Sexcation’ packages, and the naming isn’t just a gimmick.
The big package (wink, wink), which goes for £198 all in, includes: two nights hotel room, with bubbles, branded condoms, a “sexy mama box” to “assist with sweet, sweet loving”, free daily breakfast, complimentary xxx movies, and of course, late checkout for “one last quickie”.
“Do you think they clean the ceilings?”
For two nights in a four star London hotel, £198 is a bargain no doubt, but factoring in the therapy which may be required to get over the idea that your *hopefully* freshly cleaned room wasn’t just used as a sex dungeon while on the property, may offset the savings.
Crucially, as would be the case with any ‘sexcation’, Mama Shelter participates in the Accor ALL loyalty program, which means you can turn your extracurricular activities into points, and also score a better room and other perks, thanks to any elite status with Accor.
Points for creativity?
The hotel industry, like much of the travel industry, faces unprecedented challenges. Not only are people restricted in their movements, even locals who may be up for a staycation are afraid of the unknowns that come with hotel protocols.
In a weird and twisted way, perhaps going into the stay, envisioning that the hotel is full of sex crazed maniacs making the most of the facilities does at least distract from any covid-19 related fears.
If you do make it out of the room, or even if you never make it into a room at all, the property does have a lovely outdoor bar and restaurant. You can find the full details of this naughty bargain on the sexy Mama Shelter promo page.