California here we come…

Sorry, tourists, but the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company is not a San Francisco treat. It can be found in Times Square, London and Hong Kong, just to name a few. And no, this article is not brought to you by the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. While the fried shrimp may indeed be delicious, eating in places which you can enjoy anywhere in the world is not the point of travel, especially in a city like San Francisco. Northern California is home to some of the world’s very best produce, technology and art and it’s a place where “exploration” is the operating word. Here’s how to avoid the silly tourist pitfalls, and see it all…

Skip The BART

San Francisco traffic can rival that of many congested cities, even nearing the likes of Mumbai or Los Angeles. Uber’s into town aren’t bad, ranging from $30-50, but for about $10, or $18 round trip the BARTย trains leave directly from the international terminal at SFO and connects to many points throughout the city. You can walk from all SFO terminals to the international terminal in minutes. It’s great for getting around town too…

Stick To Fishermans Wharf

It’s great for a picture, and necessary for many boat rides, but it’s just not the place to hang out if you want to experience the real San Francisco. Fishermans Wharf isn’t quite Times Square, but it might as well be. Walk through it for a picturesque coastline walk to Crissy Field or Embarcadero, but don’t linger. They’ll know you’re from out of town if you do. Try SoMA, North Beach, Nob Hill and The Mission district instead. And yes, Golden Gate Park is glorious.

Underestimate “Walking” Distance

“Walking a mile in my shoes” has different meaning in San Francisco. In many parts of the city such as Nob Hill or Presidio Heights, a few blocks is not – repeat – not a few blocks. Inclines in this beautiful city cannot be underestimated and can add considerable time to a journey. Be sure to use Google’s 3D mapping to see if you need to pad time into your schedule. You’ll get it when you get there.

Miss Out On San Francisco Cable Cars

There’s nothing more “movie scene” San Francisco than riding on a cable car. Unlike the crazy portrayal in Sean Connery Classic “The Rock”, they’re very safe. Speaking of hills *above* cable cars are an excellent way to hop on, hop off as you wish. MuniMobile is the app you need to plan your trip, and you can book single rides or all day passes. Each cable car even has a PDF map of all the neighborhoods you can cover. It’s a must do…

Pack Like A Fool

It’s California, the weather is always sunny – right? Wrong. San Francisco has a climate all to its own, which is part of the allure. While it may be tanning weather in Los Angeles in December, San Francisco will be just above freezing, and with an ocean breeze – it may feel freezing! It rains a lot too. But don’t let this put you off. It can be gorgeous and if you bring a solid rain coat and flexible clothes you’ll be ready for whatever the rapidly changing weather brings. PS, here’s how to pack your carry on.

Only Stay In Central San Francisco

San Francisco is like the cherry on top of a beautiful ice cream sundae. If you want it all, no trip to the area is complete without venturing outside of San Francisco proper, and ideally, up to wine country. Whether you like fancy wine or not, the rolling hills of Napa and Sonoma are absolutely gorgeous and bring a new dimension to any trip, but even a short ferry ride to Sausalito will give new appreciation. And for any hard sells, wine country is one of the best spa destinations and Yosemite needs no introduction whatsoever.

Misjudge Highway 1

Pacific Coast Highway is without question one of the greatest drives on earth. It’s that good. Due to sad landslides and natural disasters in the state, it’s not quite what it once was though and it cannot be driven from North to South without detour. It’s crucial to check up to date info on where any and all bypasses are, or risk getting stuck on very windy roads after dark. This isn’t necessarily relegated to San Francisco, but since SF is the jumping off point for many of these trips, it’s important to mention. Bixby Bridge is one of the greatest things you’ll ever see, btw.

Pass On The Farmers Market

To understand California cooking, you must understand the abundance of world class ingredients and where they come from. Ferry Buildingย Farmers Market is a wonderful way to taste some of the best vegetables, meats, cheeses (and tacos) you’ll find anywhere. The Ferry Market Building is a beautiful place to walk around anyway, especially on a grey rainy day and the Slanted Door, connected to the ferry building serves outstanding Southeast Asian food. Go for lunch and be prepared to wait.

Pay For Parking, Ouch

Congrats, you nailed it! You got an amazing deal on your hotel and you’re staying smack dab in the middle of the action. There’s just one problem, if you rented a car, you can expect to fork out an additional $50 per day, and you can expect to wait a while to actually get your car each time you need it. San Francisco real estate is precious (like, crazy expensive) so parking is a premium. Try to only rent when you’re on your way out of town, or find a rate with parking included. You can pick up rental cars from many central locations just blocks from your hotel.

What? No Fine Dining Or Drinking?

This isn’t for everyone, but if you love food, San Francisco is pure heaven. The city offers a wild collection of Michelin starred restaurants and some of the world’s best bars. If you’re looking for a special meal, do your research and go for it. You don’t have to go crazy with the dining spend either. Many of the best, most up and coming chefs are looking to make a name for themselves and quite a few restaurants offer reasonable tasting menus. A few dependable recommendations for dinner or drinks can be found here.

Have you committed a San Francisco tourist #fail?